dad please come back some crazy homeless guy keeps teling me that the earth is a pyramid im scared

nar

dad he is still there and he wants me to invest in a pyramid sceme please come back im still scared

nu

Father, it has been two months since you left me in walmart.the delusinal peasant has now thought me all the impresive things about pyramids and i have now become a member of the pyramids. I would please have you back in this establishment imedietly

Update i ate parking lot mushrooms while doing ubisoft tomfolery. I can also speak croatian now. I am still waiting for the for my father to show up.