He says: Son can you play me a level please, I dont really know the controls, But its easy and fun its world 1-1, And it starts with a spin jump and run!

Play us a level you're the plumber man, Play us a level tonight, Cause we're all in the mood for a super star, And you got us feelin alright.

Bowser at the bar, hes a firend of mine, Gets me my 1ups for free, And he's quick with a battle or a little bit a pratlle, When hes not chasing peach.

He says, Mario I belive this is killing me, A smile running away from his face, I belive i could be a movie star, If i could get out of this game.

Now Luigi is plumbing genius, Who never had time for a wife, and hes talking with toad, Who lives by the road, And probably will be for life.

And the princess is practising powerups, as the koopas slowly get stoned, and their all sharing a level called loneliness, But its better than playing alone.

Its a pretty good crowd for a Saturday, And the manager gives me a smile, Cause he knows is been me theyve been coming to see, To forget about life for awhile.

And the console sounds like the 90s, And the controller smells like yesteryear, And they come from afar to put coins in my jar, and say man what are you doing here.