"where are we?" "we're in INKOPOLIS! you know, the people here really like to battle over turf... it's like some kind of turf war!"

"we don't got much time, kid - uh - squid! SPLAT BOMB - EXPLODE!"

"well, guess these squid kids'll get to splat another day." *credits roll*

PEAK OMGGGGG

"seems like these squids are having some kind of... Splat Fest..."

"they want me to splat the inkling?" *inkling landing on another inkling in squid form* "INKLING JOCKEY"