People'll really say stuff like "Please take a shower immediately" as if your 72 hour deodorant doesn't have an otherwise substantial 12 minutes left. Oh dear heavens. Who do these biscuit eating devils think they are? #Smelltastic #ShowerOnceAWeek #Deodorant
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this, dear folks, is what the average greentext looks like.
ooh so relatable especially when the surrounding foliage begins to rot from my AURA (my uncultured mom says its my horrible stench) but its probably because i have so much reddit karma... heh