why are there onion skins on the floor after i just swept

...wasn't me.

ok. well the lettuce is going bad. you can see it turning brown n shit

uh oh

its fine it was from a salad kit someone bought for some reason lmao. im gonna try to diy a charcuterie board

WAHT :cold_sweat:

aww man hugh did you poop in the microwave again?

dude wtf. are you sure that wasnt the dog. i use the terlet like the civilized man that i am

i don't think the janitor/custodian would like cleaning this mess up

fym "janitor" ive been doing the cleaning dawg

oh.

the janitor is always dipping onions in the toilet and eating them like chips and dip

I ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE PIZZA TO SLEEP! WHERES THE BABY!!??

how is that possible???

guys gordon ramsay is here telling us to shut everything down

I forgot we're in Gordon's kitchen... anyways, WHO PUT TIN FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE???

Me because I love making microwave plasma, and the tin foil tastes good afterwards.