Here's a Challenge, Call Nintendo and ask a series of questions about the Wii U or 3DS that would lead them to say that either the eShop or online play is shut down. then say "Oh nevermind, I'll just hack it." then say thank you and Hang Up.
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if anyone did this give any comment on this post a yeah!
you know this will grab nintendo's attention, and a new update will be created, effectively bricking every console that updated
@Alabama, who said you got to say that!?