How do I mod my Wii U? (wrong answers only)
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Contact Nintendo customer service
put a SIM card in the wii u, it'll give you mobile data!!
Put an SD card in it
Delete all the system nands and replace them with cat pictures
delete the OS, accept... I think OpenBSD?
feed it food and/or memes. it will eventually gain sentience and thank you for giving purpose to it's horrible existence. as a token of thanks, the WiiU will mod itself.
attack it with a saw
use memory pit
Play Super Mario Galaxy and wait for Luma