i need 17 burgers and a fat girlfriend to share them with by 3pm

i need 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies and 2 number 9s and a number 9 large and a number 6 with extra dip and a number 7, all that with 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

truest thing ever said. also my dms are open

d-does this even have DMs