Guys, someone bought a singular, new-from-shelf Wii U last year! As surprising as late!

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I broke my Wii U. I may have lit it on fire.

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I heard the Mii's screaming voices while I stared into the flames.

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Its not creepy, its the truth, you naysayers are all wrong.

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If you open up the Wii U console, you won't find neither a heat sensor, nor a built-in speaker.

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