be wary of the hat man, the hat man doesn't like it when you touch his hat. it makes him angry. he doesnt like it when you look at his hat. it makes him angry. he doesnt like it when you think of his hat. it makes him angry.
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BRO HOW DOES HE KNOW WHEN YOU THINK OF HIS HAT? CAN HE READ MINDS???
so he is in a toxic relationship with his hat??