Pour milk over it asfast as you can

OK BRO ACT QUICK GO TO MCDONALD AND GET SOME SPRITE AND POUR IT ON THE WII U, YOU GOT A MINUTE BEFORE DISASTER HAPPENS

how the hell did you send this

CALL THE MECHANICS

Call for the ghost of Chuck Norris only he can save you now.

Nah, It's just the northern lights.

scream your wii u's name 3 times. he should stop his temper tantrum like a good little boy.

@gatec from his 3ds, obviously.

CALL THE AMBER LAMPS