I'm goated at minecraft

Chicken Jockey!

He's THE semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action

we're so sorry to hear about your wii u getting bricked. it gets 5 big booms

Criminals disgust me.

triplets born... the throne awaits...

Hello everyone! this is my first time ever posting on Miiverse

Saw a man take a pack of bubblegum without paying. Naturally, I took away his ability to walk again free of charge.

I slammed a shoplifter's head into the brick road. That'll teach a lesson.

Remember this tidbit of information: If you think what you're doing is a crime, it's best back out and to not go through with it. Don't do crimes. Period.