To woomy or not to woomy :/

I have lost so many times i have forgotten what the win song sounds like.

Wii U stays goated

I had this game for 10 YEARS and for some reason this is the first time I've played online.

Why is this soooo hard?? Are people using cheats or am I super bad at Splatoon... I want a tutor!

splatoon is so awsome but i wish people told me they cared about me