just bought cake ohhh my belly idk y it had 20 on it doe

my cousin ate my pet hamster so i called her obnoxious and i got banned from gaming for 5 HOURS.. :/

MY MUM SAID SQUIDS ARE REAL!! :D We can play spatoon in real life

DO NOT YEAH THIS POST!!!!!!

Born to say 'Booyah!', forced to say 'Nice!'.

i like to play splatoon more than i like my wife

my fiance took everything from me, my house, my money. at least i got splatoon

i just popped my pants