anyone else craveing poptarts at 11:58 pm or a 5 course steak dinner that my broke ass cant afford

when i was 11 i asked my mom for a wii u for my bday but instead of the console she just wrote "wii u" on my bday cake with frosting

hitting women never felt so good

i should put lowtiergod on my island n make him take care of his daughter

my dad left me at walmart so they turned me into a great value product

just left my wife.

sigma