i wish squids were real

im gonna go toilet

You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account!

kanye west has taken an interest in taylor swift on my island....do i need to say more

Are there any italians here?

ES MI CUMPLEAÑOS

why wont online work?

ok fine im a homosexual

Help, my mom left me in the middle of the road

If no one else got me, I know Pretendo got me. Can I get a yeah?!