im gonna go toilet

You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account!

kanye west has taken an interest in taylor swift on my island....do i need to say more

Are there any italians here?

ES MI CUMPLEAÑOS

why wont online work?

ok fine im a homosexual

Help, my mom left me in the middle of the road

If no one else got me, I know Pretendo got me. Can I get a yeah?!

I Left my son at home depot :3