we playing/owning splatoon in the big 2026 gang

top 10 ways to waste money: buy first part of side order when u are reading this in game

my father likes me playing splatoon instead of the strongest battle grounds.

i got this artifact chinese look-o-like thing and i went as a squid: linga guli guli guli watcha

once my squid said: linga guli guli guli watcha linga gu linga gu

i got disowned by my family, because this console made me have an empire

check this out! u will prolly go up from here...

FLINT AN STEEL!