a few weeks later his father nyaichinisannyaarigato>w< arranged us a marriage thats when i knew i had to meet his family. his mom geralt scrubdaddy the 16th was very suspicious of me. she knows my secret i thought that im the demon child. so i told little fuck to find tea on her

the next day he revealed to me he was the heir to the angle of darkess. i was afraid because im the demons child but the demon abandoned me in a wendy's dumpster because i said 2+2=2². then little fuck asked ayy man where my gun at so i gave him the ak47 i got for 0.23USD

this is the story of how i met geralt scrubdaddy the 17th. i was at walmart buying little fuck guns for july 4 when i saw him he was like hey bbg r u free 2nite. i said yes and we went to mcdonalds

hello juxtaposition. today i woke up and fed my pet cat little fuck with my leftover meatloaf then did a ritual with amethyst herbs and dna of my ex to ensure noone falls in love with him ever again his name was geralt scrubdaddy the 17th subscribe for part 2