update my probation officer said if i keep threatening matt from wii sports that big bubba will diddy me in the prison showers. im scared

update i accidentally blew my balls off with the illegal fireworks

update i bought illegal fireworks, blew up my ex wifes house, and now the wii fit trainer is my parole officer.:c

update. i slept with wii fit trainer and now my wife took everything. i also have 90 grand in childsupport a month.

my girlfriend left me for wii fit trainer and wants 75%, the house, and the kids in the divorce.