Holy frick pro battles are pure hell, like calm down guys it's just a game

minecraft is so fun. my cousin saw me making tnt and tried to do it to a bank irl, now he's in jail.

whenever someone posts about octodad here it feels as if another three years have been magically added to my lifespan

In Spanish Marie is Tina and Callie is Mar. (^o^)

i want my team to lower me into my grave at my funeral so they can let me down one last time