Ummm guys bad news!!! Ive started to grow seeds around my legs. I think the transformation is beginning

On a second note If I did become a strawberry, could you guys take my seeds and plant them to clone me. Or would that be my children then?

If I ate too many strawberries and then turned into one, would you guys spare me from being eaten ??

If i eat enough chicken wings will i tutn into a chicken?