11 years ago today, I got this Wii U. At the time, it was in the living room, for the whole family to share. Now no one uses it but me, and It's moved to my room. I still love this thing. The moral of this yapfest? IDK. Merry Christmas or whatever (I'm lowk js nonchalant).

my cat is laying on me i cant breathe.

Hey, I'm Batman. Wanna know my secret identity?

i remember this one time in 2016 where i taped the gamepad to a wii wheel and called it the wii wheel u. it kinda sucked

Just saw a mother of 4 steal a loaf of bread. I can't let that slide.

Here's a fun fact. Back in the day I was a Wii Bowling god. Probably gotten rusty from all the crime fighting I've done.

Wii sports? Does crime fighting count as a sport?

I'm like an Iron Golem, but instead of defending a village I defend a city. Gotham City.

Alfred took away my 3DS XL. Said that I was "spending more time on this machine than my own kids." I'm sure the kids will be fine.