if you use .52 gal you should jump off of hammerhead bridge

i just realized, squids are real

miiverse? more like peeverse

My parents left me but at least I have Splatoon.

i can tell when u wallhack, go drink paint stripper yk who u are

i like pretendo

Fun Fact: The average person swallows 46 copies of Splatoon for the Wii U in their sleep every year

wow i can't believe the wii u sold 13 billion units