I saw Cap'n Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio kiss in the back alley

Splatoon 3's washed out piss colors are nothing compared to S1's beautiful ones. Modernization sucks

I'm here to paint the floor but the opps painters are either the Amazons or Cap'n Cuttlefish Squad

Now I understand why they removed strenght up and defense up. 60% of abilities feel busted

How to see Octolings and play as them if you are a Japanese or European player! Check the comments!

I hope everyone's 2016 is going well, I heard there will be a new Splatoon game in 2017??

Wow, 2015 is almost over!