Baby yoshi shot my wife

mikhail gorbachev got imto a fight with osama bin laden recently, and all the late general secretary of the soviet uniom needed to defuse the conflict was a panini, a cup of apple juice, and a pat on the head they're besties now :)

normally I pay

why is cartoon zelda remake worth an arm and all 3 of my legs but next gen open world zelda is worth a hair strand

i am PISSED how do i nuke my island

i will send you to sea in a wooden raft with nothing but toenail clippings