MY MUM SAID SQUIDS ARE REAL!! :D We can play spatoon in real life

my dad left me at kmart

i wish was a calamar kid to be able to run fast from my dad an his belt :(

i wish splatoon wasn't so sweaty, can't do one match without backshots from a sweat

I have nowhere else to put this but i need to have it remembered

my fiance took everything from me, my house, my money. at least i got splatoon

im so happy to be playing splatoon 1 again i hope splatfest is a thing again

Hey buddy, I'll Squidbag your Inksack for some Super Snails. Whadoya say?