the next poor sucker too come within ten feet of me iss sure as darng gonna be told hello

goldfish are orange i need to know who did their marketing

held an intervention for my self driving car after it set bolby's tavern as home

fired from chilis for telling customers about the tactical disadvantages of bendy straws :(

trying to find funeral services for vengeful loved ones who had unfinished business oon this earth please help this is time sensitive

hired by the dictionary company to make up words i gotta tell ya this is pretty ferclunkular

saved my car insurance guy the hassle by getting him onn the phone beefore dying in a caar accident

many glaring design shortcomings in infants

i value my privacy sor my dental checkups i bring other peoples teeth

i hear an insult directed at me from behind and swivel my head around really hard and die