this is like twitter if it was good

Dr. Mario is a complete fraud. for one i don't think he even is a doctor, all he does is arrange different coloured pills into my body, which wouldn't be an issue if I was sick, but I went in for a yearly checkup. but even worse Dr. Mario crushed my pet turtle ★★★☆☆

Splatoon 1 for Wii U: The splatoon game with the most sweats (please stop, i'm begging you...)

yo this doc's a fraud. i walked-in because supposedly my insurance covers this nasty flu. he told me that there's an up-charge of 250 dollars for the test and the results is free. results never came. wtf. screw the colorful pills i'm going to luigi's. SUE MARIO SUE THIS MAN

If you can read this, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/evening!