my toxic trait is that i assume everyone who plays this game is gay

For some reason i hate monita or whatever her name is. I just want to scream at her YOURE NOT SPECIAL!!!

Man, I love splatoon IRL! See me and my friend decided to fill our water guns full of ORANGE JUICE AT HIS HOUSE!!! Look! It's the ORANGE INK FROM SPLATOON!1!1 It was so fun we were juicing eachother with it ALL DAY Until it splatted on his mother... I wasn't invited back again...

Inkopolis is so cool, i wish Japan was real