i saw an italian man with a big mustache so i screamed to him ¨luigi, let me touch ur mustache, i have beaten up every man named mario in the united states for u.¨‚ i never went to the local burger king ever again after that.

windows vista gives me a brain tumour

My mental health is dropping. But the splatoon grind ain't stopping.

balls in mouth

I had school today :(

Fun Fact about me: I play as a female inkling, even though i am a male. Why? I don't know.