i wish octopuses were real

There's life before discovering Splatoon, then there's life after discovering Splatoon

Finally hit 100 hours on this game, I wonder how long it'll take me to get to Level 50...

Spyke beat me up, stole my cash, and gave me awful gear rerolls

"The connection is unstable." ♥♥♥

Sorry to the person I splatted like 5 times in a row with the Dynamo Roller you gotta start paying attention

I had a dream where my Wii U could play 7" vinyl singles. You'd insert the single into the disc slot just like a game disc, and the music would start playing in the Wara Wara Plaza

Chicago Running Course complete! Been a while since I've synced my stats...

The Shard cleared! Nice

Berlin Running Course complete! Woohoo