I once dreamt that squids were real, and they looked like this... If only they would truly exist...

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girl with a pearl earring - vermeer

Wait a sec... Squids have 8 tentacles, but the squid in the icon only has 7. WHERE IS THE 8TH ONE?!

hope their pillows are always warm!

my local chipotle ran out of hardshell tacos so i started yelling at the minimum wage workers

oh, hi! im new on the game