bro my fucking cat has kept me awake for like 3 hrs!!!! im going to sleep now, mods remember to be fair with removals -weeb guy

my favorite game

"sorry, forgive me, i'm a useless ensign!"

achromatic, distant aeronaut, a BIRDBRAIN, baby i dont know when im supposed to stop! (cleaner vers, sm touchups)

babies when you tell them they cant have batteries dipped in paint thinner and concrete powder:

Piplup! :D

›be me ›live on the no horse island ›absolutely no horses ›one day im eating lunch ›horse walks in ›the island promptly explodes