Just got released after 4 days in the hospital. I asked why they kept me four days and they are all like 'Sir, you almost died of alchohol poisoning' and 'Sir, please be quiet.' Pretty sure they only kept me because the nurse thinks I'm hot as fuck.

this slenderman guy is spooky and will kill u.

period cramps during midterms exams is hell so now that im home its time to become a blanket slug(tm) and play nintendogs while drinking ibuprofen

happy remembrance day!