Nintendo missed a huge opportunity to call it the 4DS instead of the switch 2

"I'd like to solve the puzzle..."

splatoon 4 better have peter griffin from family guy as one of the tv hosts

A seer warns of a deadly fate

Sometimes I go downtown, climb a tree and don't come down and throw a bunch of pinecones at people.

they should do splatoon irl but with real guns

Cigarets r like hamsters: they are fine until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. True