There are laws surrounding the Pokémon. Don't even think about it.

9

1

I saw you jaywalk.

9

5

I see you didn't dispose your trash correctly.

7

2

Green Lantern is getting on my nerves with his constant asking for spare cash.

11

1

My daughter has taken an interest in this game, naming her island "Bat-Home Island."

3

0

Arkham Asylum has installed a Wii U in the recreational center. Perhaps the inmates will find enjoyment in video games rather than crimes.

8

0

Joker is particularly more obnoxious on April Fools.

16

3

Green Arrow died.

8

2

Flash invited me to attend the reopening of the new Flash Museum. I may consider attending.

5

0

Green Lantern asked me for $20 again. I told him to "get a job," then left.

13

2