My parents are still dead.

Running arround at the speed of sound?

Need me a thick thighed femboy to snuggle me between his wool–knit thigh high socks on a cold autumn night #Godsblessings

You know when you took more than 1 candy at the "Take 1" cauldron on Halloween years ago? Well, I know. And I have a word of advice. Check your surroundings when you're alone at night.

So you're a kid and a squid. Impressive, but can you fight crime?

haha omg i like these funny squids! i wish i could build a meaningful relationship with my dad

So gross

erm what the squidma