family left me in the back of a costco, but i really love splatoon (still there, send help)

Beat my first boss!

doctor mario ripped all of my limbs off, and molded my skin into a mushroom

hmm.. imagine a splatoon 2! that would be crazyyyy

peak game!

how cool would it be if there was an octoling agent, and they were called agent 8 or smth

she splat on my squid till I toon