doctor mario ripped all of my limbs off, and molded my skin into a mushroom

Marios "Miracle" cure caused every single sickness and disease i have ever had.

i eated the mailbox

Don't mind me, I'm just sleeping in a cozy out of bounce area.

Stop paying taxes, do like me, live in a box!

Ha! Look at all these enclosed kids, psyche! I'm finally free!!!

Splatoon 1 released when I was 10, now here I am paying taxes working two jobs.... lol

I CAN FINALLY MAKE POSTS YAAAAY

there's this guy I know who's mom left him at best buy. he's still there, 9 years later...

I left my son at Walmart