reese i did not wake up early for you to play in my face like this.

I caught a moray eel! And I was like "No way! Deal!" GET THIS MAYOR OUT OF THE BOOTH

i'm telling you reese, if YOU SAW the fish shadow that I SAW this sea bass was as big as an oarfish. really i should be given 9000 bells as compensation for this

got 100% approval. you know what that means! i'm building the oil rig.

WHO'S READY TO BET IT ALL ON TURNIPS?! IF THE STALK PRICE DIPS EVEN ONCE I'M FOLDING

about to become the brokest and homelessest mayor ever. i'm the mamdani to tom nook's tom nook.

anybody here play meta knightmare ultra? i'd say i'm rather meta quick myself

i finally finished the character trials... plinking on this cheese wedge is insane

over here scarin it. and by "it," heh. lets juxt say... my scraper

evil ahh brain training