Are yall prepared for the global testfire?! i am :D

There is a high possibility that this petson is using Auto Aim, so please report it if you see it.

First time playing Splatoon! Much better than having to pay for Nintendo online bleh...

Sing with me! (Calamari Inkantation) Ya weni marei mirekyarahire (finish lyrics in comments)

MARIO, PUT THE GUN DOWN!!

I had a dream where Pretendo brought back Splatfests, starting with reruns of the official ones.

Callie and Marie beat me up and stole my lunch money

trans squids are SUPERFRESH!!!!!!