funny how your body waits until you actually start winning a race to make every single part of your body itch all at once

Shrine Maiden Reimu

it's official canon that all inklings are transgender. and gay they're also gay. nintendo said this.

they turned my water off i cant bathe my kids no mo

I stopped playing Splatoon 2 And 3 because Nintendo keeps charging me for Nintendo Switch Online.

i wish humans were real

my mom left my at walmart because she is kinda homeless