I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! But these trees are speaking fricking Vietnamese... uhm, could I get a translator for the trees please?

tonight we steal the moon!!!

Is it just me or is the shop that starts with an h down?

The day has finally come. I'm going to purchase a black Xbox 360 E and FINALLY relive the glory days.

If a kid says 67, DO NOT crash out. Instead remember YOU are the better man and walk away.

i just found out that eating the free gum under tables isnt normal...

any drake maye fans?

Anyone here playing the Korg games? God I wish I knew these existed 15 years ago xD

Every year on my birthday, I am allowed to listen to one (1) Panic at the Disco song, after which, mother returns the record player to the Shame Cabinet. I am a lucky boy.