I've been saving apples since the online isn't available so I can sell it in my friends towns but my town is slowly being filled with Apples...

i like this game but bc of it my classmates are bullying me

a hot girl named COMMUNICATION ERROR keeps messaging me

boo *scares you*

this game gave me an ingrown toenail

Ah yes my favorite weapon, the Splat "Probably Very Broken" Roller

Aloha[manga fans will get it]