i identify primarily with the big black bird

Nintendo Land? more like I just ran over 5 innocent children then ate their bodies for lunch

How does Link drive? He can't even talk. He spends his time smashing other people's pots. Who gave him his license? They were not responsible!

you bet your blart i can hit that boot scootin' boogie

i can't believe the bunny got executed.

What are your guys' fav villager? mine is Cookie