if this is a game about squids how come there are no clarinets HMMMM???

you gotta focus on your gamepad sometimes cause someone will sneak up and take all your land, beware

i won a match by just the pinch of a finger omg

the game is so hard for absolutely no reason that it makes me wanna quit instead of keep trying

dude

they always give me bronze trophies like bro im doing the best i can

why are you looking at me like that

bro why is the gambling so HARD