I'm quite fond of this "Miiverse".

Where's the song of the summer bro

We're all playing ts btw

Michelle just destroyed my personal computer. Wow, she must be going Yandere for me!

I ALMOST got my kids back!

Obama 2067 This is an offical statement by the way.

The FBI siezed this Wii U from me for a few months, I finally got it back so I can play more Mario Kart Wii with Michelle! Another win for the US!

Fellow American's, I would like to run a third campaign, but even if I could, my wife wouldn't let me. Sincerely, Obama.

I'm old!