im about to splatoon all inside your sister

Once when i was 8 i was at my brothers friends house and he was playing Super Mario Maker and I called it Stupid Mario Maker and then he slammed my face to the kitchen tiles multiple times

I... am Steve.

"THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE"

This game i fun but sometimes I get mad and start bashing my head with the gamepad repeatedly

If no one else got me, I know Pretendo got me. Can I get a yeah?!