Take the Ultimate Cookie...

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i became a truck driver for Marie

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Sometimes I forget that juxtaposition is an actual word and not just something Pretendo invented

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Wii U with Starlink in a caravan.... this is the life

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but i love that man like nobody can...

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keep gambling your gonna hit big eventually

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what if the wild never breathed

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dear all super paper mario (wii) fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

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Zelda fans cant explain this:

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