my dad beats me when i loose this game.

bowser is mean. he keeps beating me up, stealing my lunch money, and giving me swirlies in the school bathroom. :'(

my internet sucks

2025?? Nintendo Switch 2?? Wake up, man! It's 2015, and I just got Splatoon for the Wii U!

i've been playing splatoon 3 on the nintendo switch 2, but this is actually nostalgic lol

pretendo is cool :3

Can people stop sweating on regular battles? I'm level 3, I can't even buy clothes yet, calm down